Mass Effect

What do you do when your waiting on one of Mass Effect's elevators?

// Home / Forum Index / Mass Effect Forums / Mass Effect 1 General Discussion (No spoilers allowed) /

New Topic    Post Reply

Go to Page ( 1 , 2 Next )

    Add this To My Topics

   Go To Bottom

Author What do you do when your waiting on one of Mass Effect's elevators?
K3rmitdafrg
Game Owner
Profile: K3rmitdafrgMass Effect


Joined: 01 Jan 2008
From: KC,MO
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 10:25PM
As we all know, Mass Effect has some of the longest waiting times when on an elevator. What do you do to past the time while waiting?
_________________
The reapers will rape us all.
Unless Shepard gets his act together and kills Saren.
  Profile: K3rmitdafrg   Send Message To: K3rmitdafrg
Badosh
Game Owner
Profile: BadoshSW: KotOR Xbox
Jade Empire
Mass Effect


Joined: 27 Dec 2007
From: Minnesota..
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 10:28PM
i sit on these forums..der
  Profile: Badosh   Send Message To: Badosh
jojn
Game Owner
Profile: jojnMass Effect


Joined: 28 Nov 2007
From: Portland, Oregon
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 10:35PM
Either mow the lawn, change the oil in my car, or read the Silmarillion from cover to cover again. :B

In seriousness, I don't mind, gives me a chance to grab a drink or a bite to eat while playing.
_________________
"Secure those negative waves, Durand." - Shepard
Crissium and Idaho
Gamertag: Wind and Rain
  Profile: jojn   Send Message To: jojn
Zandercode
Game Owner
Profile: ZandercodeSW: KotOR Xbox
Jade Empire
Mass Effect
Mass Effect PC


Joined: 27 Jan 2007
From: Kashyyyk
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 10:37PM
1. Listen to my party members talk.

2. Listen to the announcer talk.

3. Imagine where I am and where I'm going to if you zoomed outside of the building and were looking at me in the elevator like a blip on the radar.

4. Watch the lights circle over the character's heads while being impressed by the real-time lighting.

5. Look at someone's butt.

6. Watch the floors pass by outside of the elevators.

7.Imagine myself shooting a Geth in the head, seeing it's light bulb explode, and watch it twitch on the ground.

8. Look up close at the default Shep's face and realize how much more detailed it is than any other character.

9. Imagine myself working at BioWare making Mass Effect two without as many elevators but still a few to avoid load screens.

10. Try to figure out what all those lights and buttons on the ceiling of the Normandy could possibly be for since nobody can reach them.

11. Take a crap.

12. Imagine myself stealing all of Chris Priestley's skulls out from under his throne and see if he notices it when he sits down, etc, etc...

13. Imagine what would happen if BioWare named Mass Effect two: mASS Effect #2, the return of the butt reapers.


Elevators don't really bother me, I'm a patient gamer, I only seriously do #1, 2, 3, 4... and 5.
_________________
Check out my Mass Effect Movie in this topic, third post down:

Click Here

Edited By Zandercode on 01/05/08 22:55

  Profile: Zandercode   Send Message To: Zandercode
xMister Vx
Game Owner
Profile: xMister VxMass Effect


Joined: 12 Apr 2007
From: Europe
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 10:47PM
Listen to what the characters have to say...why do people find them long? Is everybody so impatient around here? How do you get the 70-hour playthroughs then?
_________________
- "Oochy-wootchy-koochy-coo", Captain?
- An obscure Earth dialect.
  Profile: xMister Vx   Send Message To: xMister Vx
Koudoo
Game Owner
Profile: KoudooMass Effect


Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 11:04PM
1. Grab something to eat.

2. Have a drink.

3. Listen to the news/convo in the lift.

4. Adjust my seat and pillows for the long haul.

5. If the elevator still hasen't finished, I would have restarted my Xbox by now.

P.S. 70 hr playthroughs by killing Thresher Maws on foot, takes ages

Edited By Koudoo on 01/05/08 23:07

  Profile: Koudoo   Send Message To: Koudoo
xMister Vx
Game Owner
Profile: xMister VxMass Effect


Joined: 12 Apr 2007
From: Europe
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 11:09PM
Quote: Posted 01/05/08 23:04 (GMT) by Koudoo

P.S. 70 hr playthroughs by killing Thresher Maws on foot, takes ages
Dear me, you just shoot it 'til it has like 1% health left with the Mako turret, then finish it off in style with sniper assassination or someone's Carnage shot. Takes about a minute each. Unless you explore the UCW on foot...
_________________
- "Oochy-wootchy-koochy-coo", Captain?
- An obscure Earth dialect.
  Profile: xMister Vx   Send Message To: xMister Vx
UnlovedCracker

Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 11:25PM
i put on my gasmask bong and get high!
_________________
Genocide has no Consequences
  Profile: UnlovedCracker   Send Message To: UnlovedCracker
J.P.Kane
Game Owner
Profile: J.P.KaneJade Empire
Mass Effect


Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 11:30PM
I usually wait to go to the bathroom while on an elevator or throw wood on the fire(we have a wood burning stove and save a bundle on the heating bill). But I mostly like to listen to the characters' conversations or listen to news announcements. Elevators really don't bother me though but what does bother me is people who complain about them constantly.
_________________
"All that we see or seem,
Is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe
  Profile: J.P.Kane   Send Message To: J.P.Kane
Shenanigan Cannon
Game Owner
Profile: Shenanigan CannonMass Effect


Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posted: Saturday, 05 January 2008 11:44PM
Why do you think I have Ashley in my party?
  Profile: Shenanigan Cannon   Send Message To: Shenanigan Cannon
K3rmitdafrg
Game Owner
Profile: K3rmitdafrgMass Effect


Joined: 01 Jan 2008
From: KC,MO
Posted: Sunday, 06 January 2008 12:29AM
Quote: Posted 01/05/08 23:44 (GMT) by Shenanigan Cannon

Why do you think I have Ashley in my party?
BEST REPLY AWARD lol nice...
_________________
The reapers will rape us all.
Unless Shepard gets his act together and kills Saren.
  Profile: K3rmitdafrg   Send Message To: K3rmitdafrg
Land_Stander
Game Owner
Profile: Land_StanderMass Effect


Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Posted: Sunday, 06 January 2008 12:47AM
I press the recall button on my remote and watch a minute of television.

Edited By Land_Stander on 01/06/08 00:48

  Profile: Land_Stander   Send Message To: Land_Stander
Zyxzy
Game Owner
Profile: ZyxzySW: KotOR Xbox
Jade Empire
Mass Effect


Joined: 02 Jan 2008
Posted: Sunday, 06 January 2008 01:02AM
Take a 2 hour nap.
  Profile: Zyxzy   Send Message To: Zyxzy
Syrma
Game Owner
Profile: SyrmaMass Effect


Joined: 05 Dec 2007
From: Scotland, United Kingdom
Posted: Sunday, 06 January 2008 02:15AM
1) Listen to the conversations between my party members.

2) Mess around with the camera views in the elevator and amuse myself.

3) Admire Kaiden's butt. Passes the time at least.

4) Grab a sandwich or a snack to pass away the time.
  Profile: Syrma   Send Message To: Syrma
jflare
Game Owner
Profile: jflareSW: KotOR PC
Jade Empire:SE
Mass Effect
Mass Effect PC


Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posted: Sunday, 06 January 2008 04:26AM
I try to imitate epic camera maneuvers by switching between slow and fast spinning of the view around the elevator's occupants, abruptly stopping all camera motion once the bottom floor is hit.
  Profile: jflare   Send Message To: jflare

Go to Page ( 1 , 2 Next )

New Topic    Post Reply

What do these icons mean?
Where can I learn how to use the forums?

Jump To:

Search Forums | Forums FAQ | Forum Archives

Forums

New Mass Effect T-Shirts