Capt. CornHole
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From: Tali's Pelvis |
 Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:25AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:18 (GMT) by arafinwe_ingalaure I'd like to join the unTali club  I always loved evil twins ! I recieved my copy of Dragon Age Origin. So I guess I'll play it a lot. But I would prefer to play Mass Effect 2, there are no Talis in DAO  Saddly, I can't make a character that looks like Tali.
I don't speak on Gameiac's behalf but I think I have the power to allow you to join. In this case your in.
EDIT: Not meaning to be snoopy or anything, your female correct?
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Because failure is an option.Edited By Capt. CornHole on 11/05/09 00:30 | 
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Gameiac
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:30AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:18 (GMT) by arafinwe_ingalaure I'd like to join the unTali club I always loved evil twins ! I recieved my copy of Dragon Age Origin. So I guess I'll play it a lot. But I would prefer to play Mass Effect 2, there are no Talis in DAO Saddly, I can't make a character that looks like Tali.
Welcome to the Dark Side 
btw, can you tell me the extent of any Gore, Language, or Sexual content filters DAO may include?(I've only heard that there's one for gore, but I don't even know the extent of that)
EDIT: seeing Cpt.Cornhole's comment and in response to that, I already invited her to join  and yes you can let anyone join except Libertarian(traitor) or Robokorean(laaaaaaaaaame) they're members of the "anti-Gameiac Club"(and yes, it's cool to have an organisation of people that hate you  ) so I think I should get to decide if they can join when they decide to crawl back to us 
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I pledge allegiance to the Hips, of the Tali'Zorrah of the Rayya, and to her bum for which it stands, one nation under pelvis, indivisible, with hawtness and accents for allEdited By Gameiac on 11/05/09 00:35 | |
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Capt. CornHole
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:35AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:30 (GMT) by Gameiac Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:18 (GMT) by arafinwe_ingalaure I'd like to join the unTali club I always loved evil twins ! I recieved my copy of Dragon Age Origin. So I guess I'll play it a lot. But I would prefer to play Mass Effect 2, there are no Talis in DAO Saddly, I can't make a character that looks like Tali.
Welcome to the Dark Side btw, can you tell me the extent of any Gore, Language, or Sexual content filters DAO may include?(I've only heard that there's one for gore, but I don't even know the extent of that)
All I have heard was there are f-bombs dropped. I can only speculate on the other stuff.
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VanguardOfDestruction
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:38AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:25 (GMT) by Capt. CornHole
EDIT: Not meaning to be snoopy or anything, your female correct?
I'd like to know this to. I'd be great for our movement if you were, just saying 
Regardless, welcome arafinwe
@Gameiac, i think you could expect at least Strong Sexual Content, judging from the first trailer i saw on TV. the one squadmate on there...can you say clevage??? Im guessing she would then be romancable...
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Omni-Science
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:43AM |
No Tali fanfics to brighten my day today?
And Capt, whens your next fanfic? | |
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Capt. CornHole
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:49AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:43 (GMT) by Omni-Science
No Tali fanfics to brighten my day today?
And Capt, whens your next fanfic?
NOW!
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The Tali LOVE code:
I pledge a alleigance to the Hips, of the Tali'Zorrah of the Rayya, and to her bum for which it stands, one nation under pelvis, indivisible, with hawtness and accents for all!
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Capt. CornHole
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:52AM |
A quick summery of all the previous chapters so far.
Tali is kidnapped by Dr. Who.
She meets RED Krogens that think Tali is god.
Tali causes the whole of Space and time to begin to implode.
Tali, Ronaldo (Red Krogen) and Fia Dan meets up with Gameiac and Robokorean on the Normandy.
Jimmy Shepard hires Ashley to kill Commander Shepard.
Ashley is raped by SZ.
Other Tali and Adams have and affair.
The Daleks come to try to steal the HIPS.
Jacob Potter Band Geek helps other Tali, Adams, and Gurrus escaped from the Supreme Dalek.
But Corporal Quarian steals other Tali and takes her to ???? aboard Sovereign.
Jacob Introduces Garrus and Adams to the Intergalatic Band Council.
The Band Council are the ones who created the Reapers, but now last one is Sovereign.
Adams and Garrus must get the Source for Mr. Welsh and give it to Tali to save Universe.
Adams and Garrus start travels in a space ship.
Garrus meets his dad, and Adams thinks their voyage is like a scene from a bad movie.
Gameiac captures Ronaldo, Tali, Robokorean and Fia Dan for part of his Empire.
Gameiac then wants Tali to build a Lazer to wage galatic war against Capt. Cornhole.
Part 7: " The Cute, the Sexy and the Monevilently Evil"
Tali: Awww it's so cute!
VRGL quickly got to work on building the MICROWAVE LAZAR! Several Miniutes later it was finished. Tali ran over to VRGL and gave him a big hug. VRGL let out a cute little squeal. There was a boom and off in the distence Tali could here Gameiac yelling they breeched the HOUSE! The Geth supposedly keeping watch on Tali left to help fend off the Chickens.
Tali: Now is our chance lets get out of here. Tali took VRGL down to the basement to rescue Fia Dan and Ronaldo. All around them Geth and Chickens where fighting close quarter combat. Tali eventually got to the basement.
Ronaldo: Oh goddess I know you would return!
Tali: Stop calling me that!
VRGL then unlocked the chains and freed Ronaldo and Fia Dan.
Tali: The police Box is in the Hedge rows with Robokorean. Lets head that way!
So VRGL, Tali, Ronaldo, and Fia Dan crawled out the window and headed away from the fighting to pick up Robokorean.
The Geth where being pushed back to the center of the house by the Wear-Chickens infantry. Gameaic and Blinky ran to where the LAZAR was.
Blinky: Bizz woot bop!
Gameiac: What do you mean Tali was escaped. But the Lazer is ready right?
Blinky: Beep boop (yes)
Gameiac: We can find Tali later! Now we must defeat the Captain CornHole.
Blinky and Gameiac ran over to the Lazer and began to press random buttons to gegin the primeing sequence. The Spear and toothpick throwing not to mention weapon's fire grew close. Then bunches of Geth ran in retreate to Gameiac.
Gameiac: We must hold out till the last second, so the don't surround us!
But it was too late as Gameiac said that Chickens everywhere surrounded them on all stories of the Manor House court Yard.
Gameiac: CHICKENS EVERYWHERE!
Then Captian Cornhole came forth from the hoards of Chickens.
Capt. CornHole: Awe Mr. Gameiac I am afraid this is the last time we will be meeting like this. You see I expect you to die after this conversation is through and I'm afraid you won't be able to barrow those Hedge Trimmers after all.
In the Hedgemaze....
Tali: Robokorean I found You!
Robokorean: Tali I found YOU!
Ronaldo: That makes no sence!
VRGL pointed a tenticle to the Police Box.
Fia Dan: inside we must GOOO!
And Fia Dan, Tali, Ronaldo, Robokorean, and VRGL not to mention LEGS got inside. Tali hit the woosh button and they all wooshed away to a distant time and place.
Tali: That was close!
Jacob Potter: Indeed it was.
LEGS: The F-(naughty word)
Ronaldo: How did you get here? Whats going on?
Jacob Potter: Currently your Police box is suspended in Time. It will be released momentaraly. But all the pieces are falling into place. And you goddess, the fate of the Universe depends on your actions.
Tali: Stop calling me that!
Jacob Potter: Everything will become clear eventually. Due to certain actions on the Krogen Homeworld the Space Time Continuim is slowly closeing in apon it's self. Tali, your next step is to travel to Argos III in the year 1812 A.D. there you must obtain certain Prothean Elevator Technology. I will be waiting for you apon compleation.
Tali: Why should I have to go there? I just want to go home and see my father, besides what can I do?
Jacob Potter: Back in the Present your Father is DEAD he was murdered by Jimmy Shepard in the dead of night. You will not be able to get him back. But listen *WARNING HAM ALERT* you are much more then you think you are. The Universe is colasping in on it's self and you, Tali must stop that from happening!
And Jacob Potter was gone.
Robokorean: What was that all about?
Ronaldo: See you arez a goddess!
Tali: Now is not the TIME! Just leave me alone.
Back in the Future on Ilos.
The Chickens had surrouned Gameiac, Blinky and the Geth and the LAZAR.
Capt. Cornhole: ....Now this is my ultimate victory Gameiac....
Gameiac raised his hand as if asking a question.
Capt. Cornhole: Yes what is it?
Gameiac: Can I say thing?
Capt. Cornhole: Yeah go ahead, I guess can't hurt.
Gameiac: IMHA FIRN MEH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gameiac runs behind the control pannel and presses the fire button. The Lazar hisses and makes load noises, as the tip glows red as it begins to prime. Several Seconds later it fires! A red bolt of pure MICROWAVE radiation hits Capt. Cornhole. Not soon after he swells up and expodes in a burst of feathers.
Capt. Cornhole: I bet I taste Delecious!
And he was no more. The Beam amplified off Cornhole and spread to every other chicken on the face of the planet. Everysingle Chicken and Rooster turned into a freshly cooked drumstick either that or they exploded in a burst of blood and feathers.
Gameiac turned to Blinky and hugged him.
Gameiac: Victory is mine! Soon I will rule the Gallaxy, no one will stop me!
Blinky: beep boop wizz!
As Gameiac finished the sentence two figures teleported into courtyard.
Gameiac: Welcome to my Manor, whoever you might be. Because you are truspassing you are now my prisoners!
Captain John Luc Picard: Mr. Gameiac Im John Luc Picard and your under arrest for the genocide of a race of Sentient Chickens.
Gameiac: Are you serious?
Picard: I have no idea what we are doing here but, starfleet regualtions does not permit the Genocide of Sentient Species. Man im going to throw the book at you!
Commander Reiker: Scotty we have four to beem up!
Picard: By the way is their any reason your not wearing clothes?
Jordy was DEAD!
Nextwhile aboard the Reaper Dreadnaught Sovereign
In the dark Reaper Prison cell, Sovereign's Mechanical Walls had restrained Saren and Tali.
Tali Zorah Nar Rayaa had woken up from deep sleep to see Saren right next to her.
Tali: Keehlah! Saren!
Saren: Oh hello, Tali. Along time since Vermire huh.
Tali: Yes why are you here wats going on?
Saren: Matriarch Benezia has defeated my Geth and now we are prisoners aboard the Reaper Ship Sovereign. Soon she will be here personally to interigate us. IM SO EXCITED!
Tali: Whatss awesome about interigation?
Saren: BOOBS!
Then a random Volus appeared in the cell with them. He spread his legs and bent over.
Random Volus: I think I just had a nuclear explosion in my pants. Weeze!
Then his trousers swelled to the size of Texas as they filled with fecal matter. But as soon as it started the fellow disapeared. Then Benezia entered along with Blu Krogen gaurds. She did'nt say a thing, she pointed to Saren and the Blu Krogen grabbed him and took him down the hall into a private room, Benezia followed the Krogen.
Saren: *shouting back to Tali* Wish me Luck!
The door slip shut behind Benezia. There was a long silence Tali had no idea what was going on. Then the Silence was broke. A scream was heard from down the hall and inside the detention room.
Saren: Wait WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BOOBS!!!!!!
Again there was silence.
Benezia came back to Tali.
Benezia: He's dead, your next!
Tali: Wait what happened?
Benezia: THIS!!!
Benezia toar off her top, where her boobs should have been there was only a pair of shriveled up and crust dry nipples. The sight temporarally blinded Tali.
Tali: Enough make it stop!
Benezia put her top back on. Her top gave the impression she had real boobs.
Tali: Thats horrible!
Benezia: While working for Saren, I was exposed to radiation on Noveria. That changed my life. Those nipples you saw are actually tomers, because I'm actually a GUY!!!!!!
Tali: So that would make you Straight, Lesbian, Gay, and a Transvestite.
Benezia: Soon though, with enough raw energy gathered by Sovereign and the Krogen I will eventually regain my BEWBS and youthfull looks and my original female sex. Then I will be able to take over the Universe. But for that I need your HIPS!
Corporal Quarian walked in.
Corporal Quarian: Sovereign needs you on the Bridge.
Benezia: All right, I will come.
Corporal Quarian turned around and left.
Benezia: Unfortunatly our time together has been cut short. I will be back though, for your HIPS of course; you see all around us the Universe is collasping and that is the lynchpin of all my plans. And your HIPS will allow me to meet my goals.
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Gameiac
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From: Inbetween Tali's Hips |
Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 12:53AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:38 (GMT) by VanguardOfDestruction Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:25 (GMT) by Capt. CornHole
EDIT: Not meaning to be snoopy or anything, your female correct?
I'd like to know this to. I'd be great for our movement if you were, just saying Regardless, welcome arafinwe @Gameiac, i think you could expect at least Strong Sexual Content, judging from the first trailer i saw on TV. the one squadmate on there...can you say clevage??? Im guessing she would then be romancable...
I know the extent of sexual content(well sorta...) the big problem there is that multi tities monster thing  not sure what my Fathers reaction to that would be, even if it isn't human
And they allow the F-bomb in games with the normal "language" now? well it must be infrequent then so it shouldn't be much of a problem(my Father says I can 'probably' get Assassin's Creed, his problem with that is that somebody says that Christ was an illusion...) but a filter would help with this too
And the Gore, my Father doesn't have a problem with violence as long as you're still the good guy(he believes in fighting for what you think is right, like fighting in wars to protect your Country) but says he feels 'unconfortable' with gore(he imagins how he would feel if 'Jesus was looking over his shoulder' he used this comparison with the sexual content too) and I know there's a filter for that, unless they cut for the final game, I'd still like to know the extent of it
Anywho, back on topic, do you think Tali will be in ME3?
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Liara:Tali...those Hips...just how?!
Tali:Some people call their size, unnatural
Liara:Is it possible to learn this power?
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Gameiac
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From: Inbetween Tali's Hips |
Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 01:06AM |
@Cpt.Cornhole
*claps* Goooooooood! and I think I finally know what to make your role in my next FanFic.....it will be awesome! infact, the whole FanFic will be AWESOME!!! *craps self from excitment* excuse me, I'm going to go change my diapers now
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Capt. CornHole
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From: Tali's Pelvis |
Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 01:10AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 01:06 (GMT) by Gameiac @Cpt.Cornhole *claps* Goooooooood! and I think I finally know what to make your role in my next FanFic.....it will be awesome! infact, the whole FanFic will be AWESOME!!! *craps self from excitment* excuse me, I'm going to go change my diapers now
IDK what to make of that.
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The Tali LOVE code:
I pledge a alleigance to the Hips, of the Tali'Zorrah of the Rayya, and to her bum for which it stands, one nation under pelvis, indivisible, with hawtness and accents for all!
It's not unlike ancient dental equipment on Earth - | |
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Gameiac
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 01:12AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 01:10 (GMT) by Capt. CornHole Quote: Posted 11/05/09 01:06 (GMT) by Gameiac @Cpt.Cornhole *claps* Goooooooood! and I think I finally know what to make your role in my next FanFic.....it will be awesome! infact, the whole FanFic will be AWESOME!!! *craps self from excitment* excuse me, I'm going to go change my diapers now
IDK what to make of that.
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Gameiac
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Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 02:46AM |
Okay, here's the rest of the 'Love and Revenge' FanFic I'm reposting, it's a VERY long post though, so I seperated the parts with _'s
as the severed jaw hits the ground an explosion occurs and the crew find themselves in an open area with purple spandex covering the ground as far as the eye can sea-no Normandy or I cream people anywhere in sight
Liara: Keelah!-by the goddess! (making up for no Tali by saying both)
Shepard: I could recognize this anywhere! we are at-well we are on Talis spandex underwear!
Liara: what?
Jacob: I like the sound of that
Miranda: how would you know what her underwear looks like?
Shepard: I have improved my sneaking skills over these fanfics...heheheh anyways we must've shrunk or something maybe another dimension? the sky is white so I'm assuming it's the latter
Meanwhile...
Quarian: Hello Tali I hope Master Chief wasn't to hard on...the precious (hips)
Tali: Who are you what do you want with me!?
Quarian: I am the one to bring a greeeaaaat evil back to this world and your HIPS are the gateway to this monster...I also have a more-personal reason for abducting you...you owe me 37 and a half HIP TOUCHES!!!! mwahahahahahahhahaaa
Tali: *sigh* that still doesn't answer who you are
Doule: I am from the future...you thought you killed me but I put a bounty on your head! I requested that your death sentence was changed so instead I could touch your hips 37 and a half times the person that catches you would get the same reward getting to touch your hips 37 and a half times
Tali: pervert...
Doule: *shrugs* *ties Tali up on touches her HIPS 37 and a half times* ohhh yeah my fingers can feel the POWER running through them...but it's time to-
Goodwhile...
Grunt: I am the gateway to your freedom...I am the chosen to lead you...to show you to the galaxys savior...
Shepard: looks like he's possesed...
Grunt: follow me South to leave this place...
Shepard: why not
The team heads South eventually fiding an end to the spandex it was a silver color...
Shepard: hmmm looks like we have reached her HIPS...mmmm
Grunt: walk over to them and we will be transported out of this place and to Earth
Kaiden: home sweet home...I wonder how much worse it's gotten outside with the time we've been here... (he's talking about the space/time crisis not about how much worse Earth has gotten in general)
They step onto the HIPS and they find themselves in a city chaos dilling the streets!
Shepard: *watching a tree slowly eat a pink fluffy dog* well...this looks about hopeless
A fat man walks by and grabs blinky and swallows him
Blinky: OH ****!!
The fat man is cut in half from the inside out from Blinkys laser and Taco grease flys everwhere
Jacob: *licking his fingers* home sweet home
Miranda: your eating Taco grease from a dead guy?
Jacob: don't knock it 'till you try it
Grunt: We must find one of the chosen...The place named Texas is the home of the one
Shepard: well this sign says there's an airport...this way *points North*
Joker: let's get moving then
Part space of Love and Revenge Hopefully I won't be lazy like I was with the last one (didn't spend enough time on it)
as the severed jaw hits the ground an explosion occurs and the crew find themselves in an open area with purple spandex covering the ground as far as the eye can sea-no Normandy or I cream people anywhere in sight
Liara: Keelah!-by the goddess! (making up for no Tali by saying both)
Shepard: I could recognize this anywhere! we are at-well we are on Talis spandex underwear!
Liara: what?
Jacob: I like the sound of that
Miranda: how would you know what her underwear looks like?
Shepard: I have improved my sneaking skills over these fanfics...heheheh anyways we must've shrunk or something maybe another dimension? the sky is white so I'm assuming it's the latter
Meanwhile...
Quarian: Hello Tali I hope Master Chief wasn't to hard on...the precious (hips)
Tali: Who are you what do you want with me!?
Quarian: I am the one to bring a greeeaaaat evil back to this world and your HIPS are the gateway to this monster...I also have a more-personal reason for abducting you...you owe me 37 and a half HIP TOUCHES!!!! mwahahahahahahhahaaa
Tali: *sigh* that still doesn't answer who you are
Doule: I am from the future...you thought you killed me but I put a bounty on your head! I requested that your death sentence was changed so instead I could touch your hips 37 and a half times the person that catches you would get the same reward getting to touch your hips 37 and a half times
Tali: pervert...
Doule: *shrugs* *ties Tali up on touches her HIPS 37 and a half times* ohhh yeah my fingers can feel the POWER running through them...but it's time to-
Goodwhile...
Grunt: I am the gateway to your freedom...I am the chosen to lead you...to show you to the galaxys savior...
Shepard: looks like he's possesed...
Grunt: follow me South to leave this place...
Shepard: why not
The team heads South eventually fiding an end to the spandex it was a silver color...
Shepard: hmmm looks like we have reached her HIPS...mmmm
Grunt: walk over to them and we will be transported out of this place and to Earth
Kaiden: home sweet home...I wonder how much worse it's gotten outside with the time we've been here... (he's talking about the space/time crisis not about how much worse Earth has gotten in general)
They step onto the HIPS and they find themselves in a city chaos dilling the streets!
Shepard: *watching a tree slowly eat a pink fluffy dog* well...this looks about hopeless
A fat man walks by and grabs blinky and swallows him
Blinky: OH ****!!
The fat man is cut in half from the inside out from Blinkys laser and Taco grease flys everwhere
Jacob: *licking his fingers* home sweet home
Miranda: your eating Taco grease from a dead guy?
Jacob: don't knock it 'till you try it
Grunt: We must find one of the chosen...The place named Texas is the home of the one
Shepard: well this sign says there's an airport...this way *points North*
Joker: let's get moving then
They start walking until they come across two people arguing
Fanboy 1: The Xbox has a much better library of games! I can't even think of the top 10 PS26 games becuase there aren't 10 good games on it in the first place
Fanboy 2: The Xbox overheats! you stupidhead the Playstation is better and will always be better!
Fanboy 1: They fixed that problem back on the 2nd xbox console!
The team walks past them as a hole appears in the ground swallowing the fanboys *FATALITY!!!*
Shepard: OH MY GOD ANOTHER TV SCREEN! *runs up to the screen*
The TV screen displays Tali about to take all her clothes off just as she's going to remove her spandex underwear the screen changes to something horrible!...
"Bububiduhduhduhduh theres no strangers to loooooove you know it's true and so do-"(rick roll)
Liara: By the Goddess! you humans have the strangest entertainments! my ears are literally bleeding! and I don't even have any!
Garrus: This is the Elcor mating call! everyone run!!!!!
A large stampede of Elcor come rushing in their direction! It's too late!!!
Meanwhile...
Doule: It has been done...the DNA of the deceast evil one has bean implanted into your HIPS the evil one will be reborn!!!!...
Tali: Who is this "evil one"
Doule whispers it into her ears
Tali: KEELAH! It can't be-why would you!?
Doule: Mwahahahhahhahahahhahaaa
Will I ever beat the randomness of part 4? who is this evil one? Will the team escape the elcor? Will Tali survive? What the HELL is up with this plot?! stay tuned to find out
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Here's LaR part 7
Kaiden: Jacob...I've always loved you
Jacob: now is NOT the time!
just then a few explosions go off slaughtering the Elcor!
Liara: those explosions must've come from space
Shepard: *looks closely at holes in the ground* wow...we are very lucky...
Garrus: what is it?
Shepard: remember when we were on Luna about to destroy that AI but the drive there was really boring?-and so we shot the Makos main canon at Earth?
Garrus: heheh NOW I remember! we ARE pretty lucky
Shepard: Let's keep going to the airport-where are we anyways?
Miranda: don't you remember what that airport sign said? It was in Russian
Shepard: In Russia plane fly you!
Miranda: *sigh*
Kaiden: Jacob kiss me!
*censored*
Shepard: OH MY CRAP!!
Garrus: Let's get outta here!
Miranda: I think I'll stay awhile *Grins*
Shepard: pervert...
Everyone (besides Miranda Jacob and Kaiden) leave the...disturbing scene
Joker: what's gonna happen next? Is a senile old lady going to cough up some tur-
Shepard: Remember what happened last time someone said a "what's gonna happen next" (pizza man giving birth to a pizza)
but it was already too late
an old lady seemed to appear out of nowhere and started coughing something up
Joker: Ohhh crap!
Old Lady: *cough cough* *Turian testicles start shooting out of here mouth*
Shepard: *looks down at a large pile of Turian Testicles*
Old Lady: *in a creepily cheery voice* helllloooo kiddies! anyone want a meatball sub sandwich? *stabs a testicle with a toothpick and slides it down her throut*
Liara: Maybe we should've stayed with back there with Jacob and Kaiden *faints*
Joker: It couldn't get any worse *gets pale*
Shepard: *pukes out Krogan testicles*-mabye It can get worse after all *faints*
1 and a half hours later
Shepard wakes up to find himself on a plane to Texas the rest of the crew sitting in seats next to him
Miranda: you've been out cold for a an hour and a half we had to carry you onto the plane we should be landing soon (planes are alot faster then present time) Grunt isn't possesed anymore by the way
Grunt: Thanks to you I've got a few new sets of Testicles!
Shepard: *almost passes out again at the thought of it* Well I think I know who were looking for anyways were looking for-
Meanwhile...
I do not feel like putting detail into the next scene but Tali gives birth To a grown women (the Women is even wearing clothes)
Doule: *kneals* My name is Doule I am here to serve you...Master
Tali: Keelah! It is you! I thought Shepard had already ended this!
???: If I had know he was going to shoot me in the back I wouldn't have gone down so easily...I thought he was the type to let me go even after what I did to him...and what I did to that poor poor Bioware employee-and the whole company for that matter...
Tali: The Fox News Reporter...your evil truly is unmatched...and the Reapers have more good in them then you!
Fox News Reporter: I'm not just a reporter I AM Fox News! And I shall rule the Galaxy! and then the Universe!
Goodwhile...
The plane lands and the crew exits and are about to start searching for their target when he falls down from the heavens landing on an unlucky passerby
???: I knew you were coming...
Shepard: *kneels* Long Live the King of Badass!!!
Chuck Norris: Rise before I roundhouse kick you!
Shepard: *quickly rises*
Liara: Who are you?
A fist comes out of Chucks beard puching Liaras head clear off
Chuck Norris: My name is Chuck...Chuck Norris
Grunt: I can just tell this guy has many more balls then any Krogan
Blinky: This man...He is the creator of the Reapers!
Joker: Is that true? How have you lived so long?
Shepard: Joker! don't question him or you'll end up like Liara!
Chuck Norris: When my body dies of natural causes I give birth to myself again...Let's just say It involves a series of explosions I ounce explained and detail and the listerners head exploded...
Shepard: Our friend is in trouble and we ca't reach her she was abducted by Master Chief and taken through a space/time portal! we need your help!
Chuck Norris: I would help you but...I AM Master Chief!
Everybody *gasp*
Chuck glares at Jacob-who subseciently Explodes!
How can the team do the impossible and escape Chuck Norris? What are Fox News plans? Will Shepard get Talis win-God HIPS? stay tuned to find out!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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LaR part 8
Kaiden: NOOOO JACOB!!!
Chuck punches Kaiden in half and laughs
Garrus: Orders commander!?
Shepard: RUN AWAY!!!
Everyone runs from Chuck but they are way to slow! Chuck shoots hairs out of his beard which hit Joker who blows up from badass overdose
Just as he's about to kill Shepard someone falls from the heavens towards Chuck! Chuck roundhouse kicks upwards at the attacker!
Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!!!
A huge explosion that would destroy the universe turns into a pizza hut...?
Garrus: I guess were more then just "pretty lucky" eh?
Blinky: I wonder If they have pizza babys there yo
Shepard: I always thought Chuck was the Falcon...but I guess he's MC instead...unexpected
Miranda: I'm not surprised
Kaiden: Miranda you-your breasts are gone!
Miranda:*looks down* Oh noez! I needed those to get free cable!! Shepard we have to bring things back to normal!
Shepard: How are we going to get there now though?
???: This one is the one you may be looking for?
Shepard: OH ****!!! Blasto!?
Blasto: This one wishes to enkindle the one called Tali this one will help you save this Tali *space and time warp and they all appear inside Doules hidden base* This one will leave the rest to you *disapears*
Garrus: Well now were REALLY lucky with Blasto not killing us and all...I guess him being reborn wasn't enough to stop this madness...
Meanwhile...
Saren, Fai Dan, Lev, Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, Cpt. Cornhole, the CNN news guy, and Doule all bow before FAUX news
FOX: Okay now all of you give your introductarys as villains so the readers can know what your goals are
Saren: I just wanna kill Shepard
Fai Dan: Me too
Lev: I dunno?
DarthV: Becuase my master said he would rape me again if I said no...
DarthS: Shut up Vader! I am here to serve as your apprentice (FOX) so I can kill you when I gain power and rule the galaxy!
Cpt. Cornhole: I wanna get meh some hipses! *looks at Tali*
CNN: Darth Vader how was it you become Darth Sidioses apprentice?
DarthV: My master said I was strong in the force...and then he put his hand in his pants
DarthS: silince you fool!
Doule: I want FOX to give me power so I can clone Tali and *censored*
DarthS: You already have much pow-er in you mmmmmmm *puts lotion on hand and sticks it in his pants*
DarthV: *starts crying*
FOX: True he does have as much power as Shepard-at least when determined-but He is nowhere near my level of power and he must have 2/3rds of my level of power to warp space and time to create clones
FOX: I sense intruders! everyone spread out and destroy them-Doule stay here with me I will reward *gets naked*
*Everyone else leaves*
Doule: well...I guess I could...Talis unconsiounce which is no fun...okay fine... but you better give me some power after this!
FOX: Thank You, and it's a deal...
*censored*
Goodwhile...Suddenly everyone on Shepards team dies except for: Shepard, Kaiden, Miranda, Garrus, Blinky, and Grunt
but a new person apears from a space/time warp Thane
Thane: Anyone got any strawberrys?
Garrus: let's duel!
Thane: I would-but this is Tali LOVE not Thane LOVE where they want us to have a rivalry
Garrus: *sigh* fine...
Shepard: welcome to the crew everyone split up! we have to find Tali!
Thane: I never said I'd join you...
Shepard: I'll give you some of the strawberry frogurt I was saving for Tali
Thane: Alright!
Everyone splits up
Will Shepard save Tali and stop the madness? Did anyone miss these questions? Shepard and crew are outnumbered? Why was that last question not a question? If Thane is here does that mean fangirls will make an apearance? Did you like this part? Why didn't Tali get a big role in this part? stay tuned for answers!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Love and Revenge: END
Kaiden is traveling through Doules secret base when he encounters Saren who is searching for the intruders!
Saren: I WIL DESTROE U!!1
Kaiden: I'm really pissed right now...
Saren: ENIMIES R ERYWHERE!!!121!
Kaiden: Jacob...I will miss you and I WILL avenge you by destroying all who opposed us...
Saren: hmph! I will destroy you and then get my revenge on Shepard!
Saren throws a grenade but Kaiden uses biotic throw to turn it back at Saren! Saren blows up!
Kaiden: That was easier then expected...
Saren Comes out of the ground and bites off Kaidens neck killing him Kaiden then dies
Saren: that was a geth clone you killed...
Kaiden: BLAH! *dies*
Fai Dan and Miranda meet!
Fai Dan: Fai Dan must kill all!
Miranda: *turns around and stuffs tissue in shirt to make up for lack of breats* *turns back towards Fai Dan*
Fai Dan: Ooooooooooooo your hot!
Miranda: Come here and I'll give you a present...
Fai Dan walks towards Miranda who the shoots him in the head...
Lev encounters Blinky!
Lev: I'm an *** so I'm going to kill you you geth bastar-
Blinky cuts Lev in half with his laza
Blinky: take that you Biatch!
Garrus encounters DarthV and DarthS
DarthS: The force is strong in this one...mmmmmm
Garrus: Let me pass I don't want to have to kill you!
DarthS: I'll let you pass if you let me * you
Garrus: I do like old guys...Okay
DarthS: come on Vader this is a threeway party!
DarthV:
*censored*
All three die of AIDS
Grunt encounters the CNN
CNN: Is it true you taste like chicken?
Grunt: Must kill fast and bullets to slow!
Grunt charges CNN but CNN eats Grunt alive
CNN: Hmmm My first story proven to be true... he does taste like chicken
Cpt.Cornhole encounters Shepard!
Shepard: I don't have time for this!
2 fanboys come out of a space/time warp!
Robokorean: I'll handle him
Gameiac: No I'll handle him!
Shepard: I'm going to save Tali!
Robokorean: Maybe I should save Tali...
Cpt.Cornhole: Damnit! you guys always piss me off with your stupid "Frogurt" and "Korean Express" well now Tali is going to get some "Chicken pocks!"
Gameiac: That's lame...
Robokorean and Gameiac throw grenades at Cornhole blowing him up!
Gameiac: Damnit! why didn't you die Robokorean!?
Cpt.Cornhole: don't worry I'll kill him for you Gameiac...
Robokorean: what the hell are you!?
Cpt.Cornhole: I'm a werechicken B*tches!
Gameiac and Robokorean shoot at Cornhole but the shots just bounce off of his steel feathers!
Cornhole: Mwahhahahhaa-I mean Bwukbwukbwukbwuk!
Robokorean shoots a rocket launcher at him! Cornhole blows up
Robokorean: Looks like I killed him after all loser!
Cornhole: I'm still not dead...
Cornhole turns into a hundred man-eating minichickens and they all start eating Robokorean!
Robokorean: Damnit! get them off me Gameiac!
Gameiac: Nah I'd rather not...*sets explosives on the area around Robokorean and runs away*
Cornhole: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me!
Robokorean: I'll get you Gameiac!
*BOOM!*
Gameiac: heh the less competition the better...
Gameiac, Miranda, Shepard, Grunt, Blinky, Thane, Saren, and the CNN News guy arive at the end of the hideout where FOX Doule and Tali are waiting for them
FOX: You weren't supposed to lead them here idiots!
Grunt charges FOX but is shot down by Doule
Tali: Shepard Help!
Saren attacks but is cut in half by Blinky but the CNN news guy eats Miranda! Gameiac kills CNN!
FOX: Fight me Shepard!
Shepard: I thought you were dead FOX!
FOX: I am not FOX I am-
FOX pulls a zipper down her face revealing-!
Shepard: No that's not true that's impossible!
???: Search your feelings! you know it's true! I AM...
Shepard: OBAMA!!!
Obama:
Doule: your saying I screwed a dude!? *faints*
Obama: When my health care scheme was foiled by Chuck Norris I failed at taking over the world and slaughtering billions! But I dressed myself as FOX so Doule would mistakenly bring ME back to life
Shepard: That doesn't make any sense y-
Obama: I know I know the writer must be some sort of idiot But that's besides the point let's mumble!
Just before Obama attacks Doule stands up and kills him!
Shepard: ?!
Doule: Ahahahhahahhahhaaa my plan falls into place though I planned to kill FOX this is just as well...
Blinky shoots his laza at Doule but it reflects off of him and destroys Blinky!
Doule: You all understimate me! I am badass! *takes off mask revealing MC*
Shepard: So your the real MC?!
Doule: No you fool *takes off helmet to reveal...Captain Falcon*
Shepard: So your the real Captain Falcon?!
Doule: YES!! I mean NO!! *takes off mask to reveal Chuck Norris*
Shepard: So...your the real Chuck?
Doule: No I am DOULE I ate Chuck Falcon and MC to become the ultimate badass! Your next on my list!
Shepard: What about Blasto?
Thane explodes revealing Blasto!
Blasto: This one is a servant of the master this one was a spy this is why Thane apeared after I disapeared-He is this ones alter ego This is why Fangirls are attracted to Thane...This one IS Thane...
Doule: He serves me and in return I spare him...But I must devore you before I can ascend to god-hood! I planned this all up so my enimies would all show themselves so I could get revenge! I will take my Love-Tali and *censored* to create a huge army! Her HIPS could bare billions upon Billions of children! these children will be my army and all shall bow to me!
Should: Why not clone your army?
Doule: That is impossible I've tried It's just a rumour...
Shepard: I will get Revenge for my friends and save Tali!
Doule: NO! you will die! After I kill Gameiac of course...
Doule charges at Gameiac but Gameiac blocks the attack!
Doule: Impossible!-that's!
Shepard: No way!
Gameiac: I hacked to get...THE BANHAMMER!!! this way I can't be banned for hacking!
Gameiac Destroys Doule and gains his godlike powers!
Shepard: I'll kill you-you traitorous bastard!
Gameiac: I planned all of this! I did as Doule tried-I Gathered all my enemys and destroyed them! I've been using this Banhammer to manipulate Spce/Time! Remember in my 2nd fanfic Garrus hacked to get rockets but Patrick Weekes destroyed him with the Banhammer? He came out of nowhere! through a Space/Time portal! I saw that and knew what I had to do! To control space and Time I needed to hack to get the banhammer!
Shepard: No way! you've been planning this all along!?
Gameiac: No...I just make it up as I go along...*kills Shepard*
Tali: Wow Gameiac your so powerful!
Gameiac unties Tali and clones her using the Banhammers power! this is where the rumors started but it's only possible with the banhammer!
Gameiac and Tali-and Talis clones *censored* until the end of time...
THE END
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Gameiac
Game Owner
SW: KotOR Xbox
Mass Effect
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
From: Inbetween Tali's Hips |
Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 04:18AM |
Okay, 3 more memes and 1 more FanFic series to repost and I can start my next FanFic I'm skipping alot of memes, and a few FanFic series as they don't relate to the other FanFics I've made as much, this is what I still have to repost:
unTali(the meme that introduced her, I know I've already reposted it in this thread, but I'm reposting again so it will be closer to the other things I'm reposting)
Mass Effect Origins: Doule(a meme I made that explores more of Doule's past, introduces Erdferd and Fargoth-his two brothers, it also introduces his abusive mother)
Just another day on the Normandy(originally a FanFic series that I dropped after part 2 becuase the second part sucked, I decided I would rewrite it into a one part meme-as I should have made it in the first place)
Doule and Tali Drama(I'm going to repost this too incase anyone missed parts of it, and to refresh everybody's memory's)
Then I will finally start "Tali'Zorrah Must Die" the next part of the Space/Time warp saga!
Bioware really needs to release some more info on ME2.....WE NEED MORE TALI!!! Or else Tali LOVE will fall apart
TALI FTW!!!!
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The unTali Club join the dark side of the Hips or stay forever unenlightenedEdited By Gameiac on 11/05/09 04:18 | |
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Furyfooyung
Game Owner
 Jade Empire
Mass Effect
Joined: 08 Jun 2009 |
Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 07:53AM | |
As much as I love Tali and her hips and reading mostly all the fan-fics, they've gone beyond absurd and into the time warp again. | |
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VanguardOfDestruction
Game Owner
SW: KotOR Xbox
Mass Effect
Joined: 22 Jul 2009
From: Pennsylvania, US |
Posted: Thursday, 05 November 2009 11:43AM |
Quote: Posted 11/05/09 00:52 (GMT) by Capt. CornHole
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Gameiac raised his hand as if asking a question.
Capt. Cornhole: Yes what is it?
Gameiac: Can I say thing?
Capt. Cornhole: Yeah go ahead, I guess can't hurt.
Gameiac: IMHA FIRN MEH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gameiac runs behind the control pannel and presses the fire button. The Lazar hisses and makes load noises, as the tip glows red as it begins to prime. Several Seconds later it fires! A red bolt of pure MICROWAVE radiation hits Capt. Cornhole. Not soon after he swells up and expodes in a burst of feathers.
Capt. Cornhole: I bet I taste Delecious!
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Good...again!!! I especially liked ^^that part. it made me 
The Benezia's boob part was als funn...boobs...
I bet the next part will be even better, ya know...with me being in it and alll *giggles*
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Fan of Thane AND Tali. But really, those hips...
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