yana t
Game Owner
 Mass Effect PC
Joined: 16 Dec 2008
From: Minsk, Belarus |
 Posted: Saturday, 07 November 2009 11:46PM |
• Entering casino you immediately start looking for a quasar
• You excitedly talk about Prothean extinction in your History class
• You try to avoid lifts because “you can’t stand the music”
• You tell your taxi driver “On your double, mister!”
• You want to buy a new wallet, because old one reached $999.99 limits
• You want to reduce half of your girlfriend’s handbag stuff into omni-gel
• You start calling all jelly-fish Hanar
• You keep telling your boss “Ay-ay” every time when he asks you to scan the document
• Shopping sales person asks you which brand you like you're hesitating between Rosenkov Materials and Kassa Fabrication
• You start suspecting that your financial consultant is an agent for the Shadow Broker
• Waking up you decide whether you going to act Paragon or Renegade today
This is a digest of the old topic, just want everyone to smile and remember that we are here to have fun (with all boycotting and indignation going on right now).
Add more if you like!  Edited By yana t on 11/07/09 23:48 |
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Furyfooyung
Game Owner
 Jade Empire
Mass Effect
Joined: 08 Jun 2009 |
Posted: Saturday, 07 November 2009 11:53PM |
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-When you hear a loud speaker you expect to hear XO Pressly(sp) to the deck. |
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The Empress
Game Owner
 SW: KotOR Xbox
Mass Effect
Joined: 17 Sep 2009 |
Posted: Saturday, 07 November 2009 11:53PM |
 I love these threads.
* When you're driving you hope you don't run into any mountains.
I'll think of more later.
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Morrigan: Lovely. We can freeze to death while digging for the bones of a mad woman. |
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LuminousLupine
Game Owner
 NWN
NWN: SoU
NWN: HotU
SW: KotOR PC
Mass Effect PC
Joined: 29 Mar 2003 |
Posted: Saturday, 07 November 2009 11:55PM |
Quote: Posted 11/07/09 23:46 (GMT) by yana t
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• You want to buy a new wallet, because old one reached $999.99 limits
• You want to reduce half of your girlfriend’s handbag stuff into omni-gel
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• You start suspecting that your financial consultant is an agent for the Shadow Broker
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Awesome!
When you can remember every detail of the game some months after uninstalling it... 
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DarthCaine
Game Owner
 NWN
NWN: SoU
NWN: HotU
SW: KotOR Xbox
SW: KotOR PC
Jade Empire
Jade Empire:SE
NWN 2
NWN 2: SoZ
Mass Effect
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
From: Earth |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 12:16AM |
When you actually start dreaming about Mass Effect
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Turian Councilor: You released the Queen of the Rachni! How many generations until THEY take over the galaxy?
Shepard: Three...no, four! |
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Nightwriter
Joined: 12 Oct 2009 |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 12:32AM |
- When you actually see the speech selection wheel during conversations with people, and then worry if you select a thought from the wheel in your head it will come out different when you hear yourself say it, because the thought paraphrased.
- When you press the button on a lift or elevator and are surprised you didn't instantaneously snap into position in the center of the elevator. |
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Kelto
Game Owner
 Jade Empire:SE
Mass Effect
Mass Effect PC
Joined: 04 May 2009
From: Not where he should be. |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 12:43AM |
When you are still annoyed the Australian Release Date isn't confirmed.
When you start wondering how come your Charm doesn't go up with your Paragon. |
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kalivon
Game Owner
 Jade Empire:SE
Mass Effect PC
Joined: 28 Jun 2007 |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:29AM |
Every time you the words mass or effect in a sentence you can't help but think about Mass Effect for the next thirty minutes at least.
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Shavon
Game Owner
 SW: KotOR Xbox
Jade Empire
Mass Effect
Joined: 15 Mar 2009
From: Boston, Ma |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:32AM |
Quote: Posted 11/08/09 00:16 (GMT) by DarthCaine
When you actually start dreaming about Mass Effect
been (am) there. Or you are on the threads so much you actually get flamed  
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My blades are yours to command ~SkyEdited By Shavon on 11/08/09 01:32 |
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Omni-Science
Game Owner
 Mass Effect
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
From: Florida |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:34AM |
When You start imagining the Eastern European foreign exchange student girls in your high school as Quarian Space Gypsies
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Sleepicub09
Game Owner
 Mass Effect
Joined: 16 Jun 2009 |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:37AM |
when everything you say is a line from mass effect I mean who does that?
*raises hand slowly*
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Hermia S
Game Owner
 Mass Effect
Joined: 21 Dec 2008 |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:38AM |
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You realize you've been listening to the same song for two days straight because the music at the end sounds like it's straight out of the game. |
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VanguardOfDestruction
Game Owner
 SW: KotOR Xbox
Mass Effect
Joined: 22 Jul 2009
From: Pennsylvania, US |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:42AM |
...you attempt to make a shortcut to work by trying to drive vertically up mountains.
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Fan of Thane AND Tali. But really, those hips...
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/smoyerxn7 |
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Pups_of_war_76
Joined: 25 Jul 2009 |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:43AM |
Quote: Posted 11/08/09 01:34 (GMT) by Omni-Science When You start imagining the Eastern European foreign exchange student girls in your high school as Quarian Space Gypsies
Omni, ya know I love you like a brother, but I've just had a prophetic, simultaneously creepy and hilarious vision of you trying desperately to explain to the principle just why you keep staring at some poor Romanian girl's hips. |
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eproepro
Game Owner
 Mass Effect
Joined: 27 Mar 2009 |
Posted: Sunday, 08 November 2009 01:55AM |
when I attempt to open doors everyday with my biotics and then feel behind my head for my L3 implant.
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